Well I found a little something that I wanted to share with all of you before the night got away from me. There's this little "Man Rule" thing going around Facebook, I'm not really familiar with it, but I copied it so I could show you what these rules are. The funny part about this is that a woman made a counter attack and made her own for the ladies. Okay I'll go ahead and post it I know you all are just dying to read it!! Enjoy you guys I know I laugh every time I read this :)
Credit-Owner, I own nothing or claim any content.
MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...
Here is the Ladies version. Again Credit-Owner, I do not own any of this content.
Written By: Kimberly Sorenson
1. "PMSing" IS NOT A
TERM YOU CAN THROW AROUND CASUALLY. IF WE'RE MAD, THERE'S A REASON. YOU'RE A
BIG BOY, FIGURE OUT WHY AND ASK.
1. IF YOU LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, WIPE UP YOUR PISS STAINS AND PUB HAIRS. IF YOU CANT MANAGE THAT, PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN. OTHERWISE; LEARN WHAT, HOW, AND WHEN TO "AIM".
1. CRYING IS A WARNING SIGN.... ANGER IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ROMANCE IS WHAT WOMEN WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
FLOWERS WOULD WORK,
CARDS WOULD WORK,
DATE NIGHTS WOULD WORK.
DONT MAKE US ASK. JUST DO IT.
1. "I DONT CARE" IS THE MOST UNACCEPTABLE PHRASE TO ALMOST ANY QUESTION.
1. "MEN WERE MADE TO FIX PROBLEMS". THEREFORE, DO NOT COME TO US UNTIL YOUVE WASHED YOUR OWN LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND COOKED YOUR OWN DINNER.
1. ANYTHING WE "DID" 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ANYTHING WE DID, SAID, OR BOUGHT BECOMES NULL OR VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU SAY YOURE FAT, WE ALREADY KNOW. STOP TELLING US.
1. ITS SIMPLE. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
1. IF YOU ASK US TO DO SOMETHING, SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. OTHERWISE, DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAY DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS WHENEVER ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAME IS ON. THE RULE WORKS BOTH WAYS.
1. "I TOLD YOU SO" IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE WHENEVER YOU GET LOST BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT LET US HELP WITH DIRECTIONS. IT IS ALSO SOMETHING WE CAN USE AGAINST YOU FOR "UP TO" 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU CAN USE "CAROLINA BLUE" AS A COLOR, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE MEAN BY "PEACH".
1. IF WE ASK YOU WHO YOUR TEXTING, ITS USUALLY OUT OF COMPLETE CURIOSITY. IF YOU SAY "NOBODY", THEN YOURE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A DISTASTEFUL NIGHT.
1. DONT ASK US TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT WE DID, WHO WE WERE WITH, OR WHERE WE WENT. JEALOUSY IS AN UGLY COLOR ON YOU.
1. YOUVE HAD ENOUGH BEER.
1. YOURE IN TOO MANY FANTASY LEAGUES.
1. ROUND IS NOT A SHAPE TO BE PROUD OF. BUT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT- AS LONG AS YOU CAN FIT IN IT, RIGHT?
I truthfully did laugh at this original post. Lol. It's all true, but men have their flaws too.
1. IF YOU LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, WIPE UP YOUR PISS STAINS AND PUB HAIRS. IF YOU CANT MANAGE THAT, PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN. OTHERWISE; LEARN WHAT, HOW, AND WHEN TO "AIM".
1. CRYING IS A WARNING SIGN.... ANGER IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ROMANCE IS WHAT WOMEN WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
FLOWERS WOULD WORK,
CARDS WOULD WORK,
DATE NIGHTS WOULD WORK.
DONT MAKE US ASK. JUST DO IT.
1. "I DONT CARE" IS THE MOST UNACCEPTABLE PHRASE TO ALMOST ANY QUESTION.
1. "MEN WERE MADE TO FIX PROBLEMS". THEREFORE, DO NOT COME TO US UNTIL YOUVE WASHED YOUR OWN LAUNDRY AND DISHES AND COOKED YOUR OWN DINNER.
1. ANYTHING WE "DID" 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ANYTHING WE DID, SAID, OR BOUGHT BECOMES NULL OR VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU SAY YOURE FAT, WE ALREADY KNOW. STOP TELLING US.
1. ITS SIMPLE. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
1. IF YOU ASK US TO DO SOMETHING, SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. OTHERWISE, DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU NEED TO SAY DURING COMMERCIAL BREAKS WHENEVER ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE GAME IS ON. THE RULE WORKS BOTH WAYS.
1. "I TOLD YOU SO" IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE WHENEVER YOU GET LOST BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT LET US HELP WITH DIRECTIONS. IT IS ALSO SOMETHING WE CAN USE AGAINST YOU FOR "UP TO" 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU CAN USE "CAROLINA BLUE" AS A COLOR, YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT WE MEAN BY "PEACH".
1. IF WE ASK YOU WHO YOUR TEXTING, ITS USUALLY OUT OF COMPLETE CURIOSITY. IF YOU SAY "NOBODY", THEN YOURE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A DISTASTEFUL NIGHT.
1. DONT ASK US TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT WE DID, WHO WE WERE WITH, OR WHERE WE WENT. JEALOUSY IS AN UGLY COLOR ON YOU.
1. YOUVE HAD ENOUGH BEER.
1. YOURE IN TOO MANY FANTASY LEAGUES.
1. ROUND IS NOT A SHAPE TO BE PROUD OF. BUT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT- AS LONG AS YOU CAN FIT IN IT, RIGHT?
I truthfully did laugh at this original post. Lol. It's all true, but men have their flaws too.
Teehee I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did. I wanted to bring in some laughter after my failed attempt at having a book review and for not posting as much as I would like to. Hope this will help you forgive me! Well my lovelies I have to do some homework today, I'm a bit late so I guess I'll see you all tomorrow with something crazy and new to talk about! Later my Lovelies!
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